The Best of Facebook Status Updates

So what’s the best Facebook status update you’ve ever seen?

I ran into the aptly named The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates — definitely one for the RSS feeder on those quiet days.

It’s amazing how such a short line of text can generate so much conversation.  I know it’s certainly one of my favourite tabs on Facebook these days.

My favourites:

  1. understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.
  2. just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
  3. is thinking that this isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
  4. childproofed his house, but they still get in.

Jye Smith is currently the Digital Strategist for Weber Shandwick Australia. Ranked in B&Ts 30 Under 30, he's a regular keynote speaker and workshop facilitator who specialises in digital strategy, social media marketing, and change management.